I believe that every person should have a page dedicated solely to their random thoughts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Questions to Ponder: Why is it that you never see any fat stick people? Do Vegitarians eat animal crackers? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sarcastique. It's spelled like that because I make it an art. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Add your own random thoughts... I'll post them shortly if you wish. | Here's a story:
Recently, at dinner with my seven year old nephew, I deciced to be funny. He was about to sit. When he sat in the empty chair next to me I gasped and said "Gah! Marcus! You sat on Emmah Jean!". His eyes got real wide and he jumped up and said, "What!? I'm sorry! Whait Huh? Who's Emmah Jean?" My mom chimed in [she obviously got the joke] "She's Sarah's friend, didn't you see her there?" He paused for a moment, as if to ponder this, then he goes, "Well, where is she now?" I told him she had ran off to my room because she was upsset now. I looked over to see my dad sitting there completely dumbfounded. He looked at us like we were speaking greek. I told him to just for get it. About a week later my nephew comes to my mom and says, "So really Gran, Who's Emmah Jean?" She assures him that it is just another one of my friends. Then the next day my dad walks up to my mom, "So really Sherry, Who is Emmah Jean?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you ever considered the importance of dot placement? One dot, placed at the end of the sentance ends it. See how powerful? Placed underneath a curved line can completely trnsform the meaning of it. Another example, imagine: on a map one dot placed a milimeter in the wrong direction can put you in a completely different city. Consider it.
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